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That light fixture sure is gleaming, sir.

June 25, 2011

it was older and uglier than this one.

Sometimes I deliver to people that are very noticeably high on drugs. This dude was scrubbing this light fixture the whole time and pacing around. He kept telling me “I’m gonna get this sparkling clean… it’s gonna look so great.”

He was so bipolar.  He would turn around and start screaming at his woman or kid all sorts of expletives and then turn around and say something really nice to me.

Oh, right!  I am supposed to pretend that you didn’t just tear your wife/gf a new one.  Okay.  Wow, you are  nice dude.  That light fixture is certainly looking great.  I bet your family is so proud.

Enjoy your pizza, douchebag.

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